Fourth-Year Creep Wonders Where Frosh
Pre-Drink Is
After thirty-five minutes of unanswered phone calls and texts, fourth-year creep Marko Kalabic is still determined to find the Arts Frosh pre-drink he heard about earlier today at OAP.
“Two buddies of mine mentioned the pre-drink in passing when I asked them what they’re up to tonight,” explained Kalabic. “They said it’s on Lorne, and that they’d text me the address. No word yet, but it’s a pretty short street. Gotta be around here somewhere.”
According to earlier reports, Kalabic was seen trailing behind groups of Froshies and checking out apartment windows from the sidewalk.
“I love frosh week; lots of drinking, partying, hooking up,” Marko told us as he geared up to climb the emergency staircase of an apartment he heard music coming from. “Sure, I was a little bitter they didn’t pick me as a Frosh leader, but jokes on them really. They have to wait until frosh week is over to hook up with first-years; I can get on it right now...if only I could find the pre-drink.”
As of press time, Kalabic was still roaming Lorne, while our sources indicate that most Froshies were already well on their way to the club.
“Two buddies of mine mentioned the pre-drink in passing when I asked them what they’re up to tonight,” explained Kalabic. “They said it’s on Lorne, and that they’d text me the address. No word yet, but it’s a pretty short street. Gotta be around here somewhere.”
According to earlier reports, Kalabic was seen trailing behind groups of Froshies and checking out apartment windows from the sidewalk.
“I love frosh week; lots of drinking, partying, hooking up,” Marko told us as he geared up to climb the emergency staircase of an apartment he heard music coming from. “Sure, I was a little bitter they didn’t pick me as a Frosh leader, but jokes on them really. They have to wait until frosh week is over to hook up with first-years; I can get on it right now...if only I could find the pre-drink.”
As of press time, Kalabic was still roaming Lorne, while our sources indicate that most Froshies were already well on their way to the club.