Friend not even remotely aware he picked worst fucking time to visit
Displaying unprecedented amounts of naïveté and a complete disregard for his friend’s increasingly obvious hints, sources confirmed Saturday afternoon that Queen’s University student Cody Beard is still nowhere near realizing that he picked the absolute worst fucking time to visit U1 Arts student David Ingenito.
The God-awful timing of Beard’s visit is primarily due to Ingenito’s last-minute schedule changes during McGill’s Add/Drop period.
“Cody mentioned something about coming to visit right when classes started, and I told him that any weekend before exams would probably be good,” recalled Ingenito. “But then I moved a bunch of stuff around and all my exams ended up being final papers. Turns out he had already bought his train ticket. Fuck me, right?”
To complicate matters, both of Ingenito’s American roommates are currently spending Thanksgiving weekend at home, leaving him with no safety net for entertaining his guest if he isn’t around.
Although Ingenito had been doing his best to stay positive and tried conveying the severity of the situation to Beard “without seeming like too much of a dick,” Beard has made no attempt whatsoever to ease his host’s burden. Reports indicate that Ingenito nearly reached a breaking point while walking up the mountain with his friend.
“I was trying to suggest that we could maybe hit up a café and work for a few hours once we got back, but then Cody interrupted me and started going on about how dope it would be to get baked and see Interstellar for the third time,” explained Ingenito. “Once he got the idea in his head that we would hit up a strip club late tonight after we were done partying, I was pretty much ready to strangle him.”
After arriving home, however, Ingenito begrudgingly checked the Club Supersexe website to see if they offered free wifi, so he could potentially work on his Anthropology term paper there while Beard enjoyed himself.
The God-awful timing of Beard’s visit is primarily due to Ingenito’s last-minute schedule changes during McGill’s Add/Drop period.
“Cody mentioned something about coming to visit right when classes started, and I told him that any weekend before exams would probably be good,” recalled Ingenito. “But then I moved a bunch of stuff around and all my exams ended up being final papers. Turns out he had already bought his train ticket. Fuck me, right?”
To complicate matters, both of Ingenito’s American roommates are currently spending Thanksgiving weekend at home, leaving him with no safety net for entertaining his guest if he isn’t around.
Although Ingenito had been doing his best to stay positive and tried conveying the severity of the situation to Beard “without seeming like too much of a dick,” Beard has made no attempt whatsoever to ease his host’s burden. Reports indicate that Ingenito nearly reached a breaking point while walking up the mountain with his friend.
“I was trying to suggest that we could maybe hit up a café and work for a few hours once we got back, but then Cody interrupted me and started going on about how dope it would be to get baked and see Interstellar for the third time,” explained Ingenito. “Once he got the idea in his head that we would hit up a strip club late tonight after we were done partying, I was pretty much ready to strangle him.”
After arriving home, however, Ingenito begrudgingly checked the Club Supersexe website to see if they offered free wifi, so he could potentially work on his Anthropology term paper there while Beard enjoyed himself.