Gutless Fourth-Year Goes Trick-or-Treating in Westmount
In a move of unprecedented skuzziness, U3 undeclared Arts student Michael North went trick-or-treating in a residential section of Westmount early last evening. Dressed as a makeshift Santa Claus, the 22-year-old knocked on over 45 doors with a 95% success rate of receiving candy and inspiring uncomfortable pity.
“I can’t believe I was the only one who thought of this,” said North. “Three days of meals, easy.” Michael North, a frequent user of the Free Food on Campus and in Montreal Facebook group, asked the “nice enough” residents of one home if he could use their bathroom. The young couple obliged, but were disappointed to find that North had peed without putting the seat up. “Like, come on, seriously?” reported the bewildered Westmount residents. After several hours of trick-or-treating, Michael North returned to the McGill Ghetto where he bummed a cigarette from a student outside of Gert’s. |